Dear Poker,
In the past you have had your ups and downs with me...mostly ups for the most part. This was a good time and I liked you for this. But now unfortunately I dislike you and to put it simply,I hate you. Seriously. I hope you get beat up or something or die...well not quite. But i don't like you anymore and don't care.
Sincerely,
your new non best friend
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Sorry to hear you've hit a rough spot, but I know you'll get through it.
When's the baby due??
Yeah poker, sighh...
She is due the 18th but the doc says shell be here sooner, we'll see!
Dear Curtis Jones,
After reading your email, all I have to say back to you is a big giant FUCK YOU too. I distinctly remembering sending over a $10,000 check to you last year. I guess that was some sort of obligation on my part in your mind?
Please get over your current issues. Everyone sucks balls at one point during a month. They play bad and get cold cards. Big deal. Work through it. You're better than this.
When you're ready to kiss and make up, I'll be here waiting for you. I'll always be here for you. Also be sure to send $0.01 to Humberto Brenes, it works.
Love,
Poker
I know that's you Ice....good one...made me lol
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